Ok, terrible pun.
But why end up scouring the card aisle after work on Friday when you can have something truly great already on hand? The items on this list all come from small businesses in America, and each have a unique story.
Simply click the product name to see the company page and story, and the item itself.
Our top picks for your significant other:
Brackish bow ties: £92.99 Charleston Girl Perfume: £34.99
All items have next day shipping in the UK, 2-3 days elsewhere in Europe, so stop wasting your precious Valent-time!